Clever

Clever
As poor as a lord.
As strong as a herd,
As cute as a pony,
As smart as nerd.


As thin as a dimension,
As white as a lie,
As fit as a block,
As dumb as a fly.



As bald as an eagle,
As neat as a freak,
As proud as a soul,
As ugly as a geek.


Use fresh similes when
you speak and you write,
so your friends will think you are
quite clever and bright.